Bro was trying to get some fresh air, then closed the window when he had enough. Not his fault those fruit thingies were in the way.
Also did this make anyone else’s balls hurt?
Some free fruit
Submitted 10 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to [deleted]
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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Where I live, if a fruit tree overhangs the sidewalk then you’re allowed to take anything that overhangs, but once you reach over the property line it becomes stealing. So what this person did would be completely legal here, assuming he didn’t drive his car over the property line or something.
peyotecosmico@programming.dev 10 months ago
My aunt used to have a tangerine tree in front of the house, she didn’t mind if someone takes some fruit from it but what made us really mad is that eventually assholes broke branches to get them.
Lesson learned, just pines in front of the house.
Slow@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Unfortunately some kids do that.
There were lilac bushes growing in our park, as well as flowers planted by the park staff. There are a lot of kids running around there and they often break the branches of the blooming lilacs.
There is nothing wrong with making a bouquet of lilacs to give to your parents, but after playing, children would throw the lilac bouquets on the ground.
They also sometimes ripped flowers out of the flowerbeds with the roots.
Username02@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s not stealing if the tree consent.
quinkin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mango sap is no joke. That door is going to be nasty.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This feels nsfw
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Still my favorite Anansi story.
Mango@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So that’s how I got here.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.
joshLaserbeam@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The lemon stealing whore is real!
gears@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What a lemon stealing whore!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Obligatory note that the man in that clip is a real-life piece of shit.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 10 months ago
As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How could you deny these guys lemons??
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elscallr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It’s a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.
keefshape@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Who wouldn’t download a vineyard?!
Vespair@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I believe I saw a documentary about her