Arby’s: we have the meat
Amazed these aren't real
Submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Doctorsnorky@lemmy.world 8 months ago
namelivia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Actually, the Monster Energy one is real, I got one exactly like the one in the picture when I was 17 at a skateboarding competition and carried it in my wallet for like 3 years before throwing it away because it expired
MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Protip for anybody who carries condoms:
The typical condom should ideally be kept for less than an hour in your wallet, pocket, or purse.
Condoms that are constantly moved or rubbed against each other can cause wear and tear, making them less effective. Extreme heat (around 104°F/40°C) can cause latex to become weak and sticky.
Not sure on the accuracy but it’s been good advice since at least the 90’s to not use a condom that has been kept in a wallet for more than a day.
namelivia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, there was no real chance of using it, it just looked cool in there
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Once it pops, the fun definitely stops
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I would be terrified by a Jurassic park condom
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Oops, I dropped my Jurassic condom that I use for my TYRANNOSAURUS dong
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No my fear is more that “life always find a way”
Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bottom left one is exclusively used by dudes named Kyle
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
“Is it in” is gold
Slow@lemmy.today 8 months ago
KFC is chicken flavoured and what flavour is Nike?
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bubblegum
Ardiente@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
I know i said I’m pro reposting things from reddit but this is 9gag territory already.
Anyways thanks for a blast from the past.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It would be great marketing for every company to give out free condoms and there may be less unplanned pregnancies. Some people would shit themselves if they saw that though
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN
pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you make them, he will cum
laszlopanaflex@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I hope Kix doesn’t make one.
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
In my day the punchline to this joke was
Polo: the one with the whole… Shit
nexas_XIII@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The monster one is real, I used to be a collegiate rep for them and they gave me a ton of condoms to give out (along with the drinks naturally). I’ll see if I can’t find some old photos of them.
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 8 months ago
In case someone can’t read what it says: “Unleash the Beast”
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Does BK still say “Have it your way”?
Or M&Ms “Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.”
Stamets@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait. That was M&Ms real slogan? Well now the little laugh from 50 Cent when he says that line in Candy Shop makes a lot more fuckin sense.
Cort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yep, that’s the post WWII slogan. They were originally made to withstand shipping through army supply lines to resist melting