Pooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplace

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And yet you’re still shitting in a public toilet.

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  • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now I’m hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn

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  • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life

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    • ALilOff@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Apple Vision was made for the shits

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    • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses

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  • LocoOhNo@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.

    I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.

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• Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Handicrapper.™

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• archonet@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So much room for activities!

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• Drusas@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I actually dislike the handicapped stalls because the toilets are higher. I get that it helps wheelchair users transfer, so I'm glad they exist, but some of them are so high my feet barely touch the ground and that's just awkward.

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• daddyjones@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unless you’re actually disabled…

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