First room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
Second room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
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First room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
Second room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.
My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.
ah, yes, I too have heard “Lightning Crashes” by Līve
Oh I feel it sliding up my ass
I cannot un-hear this.
I need to listen to it but i think adding ‘again’ at the end matches the original cadence better.
I’m going to learn to sing this. It will come in handy for comic value certainly.
The satisfying plop of a placenta hitting the floor really makes the night shift more enjoyable.
Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 days ago
the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass
starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 days ago
aside from the obvous taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I swear it had a flared base!
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Heyooh. Ba-bum-dis :)
TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Before or after putting it into his arse?