Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass

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    • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      aside from the obvous taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I swear it had a flared base!

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  • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Heyooh. Ba-bum-dis :)

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  • TheProtagonist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Before or after putting it into his arse?

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.

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• Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”

  Second room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”

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• Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ah, yes, I too have heard “Lightning Crashes” by Līve

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh I feel it sliding up my ass

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I cannot un-hear this.

      I need to listen to it but i think adding ‘again’ at the end matches the original cadence better.

      I’m going to learn to sing this. It will come in handy for comic value certainly.

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The satisfying plop of a placenta hitting the floor really makes the night shift more enjoyable.

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.

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