Star Trek Coffees Launching In May With Several Blends

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway’s coffee.

  I’m. I. Why??

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  • Teal@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

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  • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

    Attachment: kbin.run ↗

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    • clacksee@wandering.shop ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      @Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
      I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

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• dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the tru coffee captain.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

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    • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But… I don’t like that one…

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seriously! What an outrageous decision

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• Corgana@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus wept

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  • ValueSubtracted@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s coffee in that cash grab.

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    • Corgana@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      10/10 should have used that for the post title!

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that’s the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For real. I don’t want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

    I want Spock flavored coffee.

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  • GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    $17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

    Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector’s items anyway.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I doubt it is that. It’s probably over-roasted garbage like most “gourmet” coffee.

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• Jaccident@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

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• veeesix@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

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• Stormygeddon@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Scotty, two to beam up.

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• The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

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• AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  10Forward is leaking? It’s an elaborate meme, right?

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• hascat@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

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  • beefcat@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

    the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They better offer a rakajino or however that’s spelled.

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