Chart to determine risk of bear attack

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• kbal@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.

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• Oka@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR

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  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How did I get here

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• Melochar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mind = bear

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.

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• lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)

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  • homesnatch@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude, so do I

    -the bear

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    • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You came to me?? I shouldn’t have told people on the internet where I live

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.

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• antidote101@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Water bears?

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.

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  • homura1650@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 ahotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.

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    • Micromot@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did someone mention drop bears?

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  • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.

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• Zugyuk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do tardigrade count?

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Without my glasses I saw “risk of deer attack”, which I think makes this post funnier

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the hell are you all talking about? There’s no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH … OH MY GOD!!! … YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don’t have any bears. :F

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