If the food makes you sick, it's free

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• Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  John Oliver: chuck e cheese

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  • confluence@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a brilliant piece

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s fantastic. I just rewatched it.

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Plus, our animatronic characters almost *never *come to life and stalk you through the darkened property at night!

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are your odds of winning a child?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I depends on how much you’re willing to put down.

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    • Fisch@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me omw to double my children 🤑🤑🤑

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  • Restaldt@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How fast can you run

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• banichan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw Chuck E. Cheese frozen pizza yesterday. As if their pizza wasn’t bad enough when it was fresh 😅

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Five Nights at Chuck E.'s

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “If the food comes out the wrong end, it’s on us!”

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Define “wrong end” …

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    • numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its a movie franchise about mutant cannibal rednecks who hunt and kill the people who intrude on their territory. Oh, wait, not that’s Wrong Turn.

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• variants@possumpat.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If only they still had animatronics

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mommy just threw up in the ball pit

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I advise against bovine husbandry, sir.

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