I didn't forget your birthday either.

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• jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love the mental image of someone looking you dead in the eye as they hand you a gift that says “Need a gift idea?”

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But I wanted catsup.

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• holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Less wasteful than most of the rest of the gifts

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• DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As someone that actually enjoys receiving random BBQ sauces as gifts, this is a great way to end a relationship.

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• takeda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You never know. Maybe behind that label it recommends a romantic trip for two?

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One year recently my dad got me, a 40 year old man, six jars of mustard for my birthday. That was my only birthday gift from him. I think he might have read a label like this.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The same mustard? Were they/it good mustard(s)?

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The same mustard. Better than average mustard?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My Dad loved the horrific English spread, Marmite. But he didn’t eat it very often. Every year, my mother would give him a wrapped present of a jar of Marmite. The same jar that was already in the fridge.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe your mental faculties will ketchup this year

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It has natural mellowing agents.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone else getting Prairie Home Companion vibes from this?

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