Open your eyes!

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fr fr, what do you think eyelids are made of? They want to keep us blind to the truth!

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  • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SHAVE ‘EM OFF!!! SHAVE. THEM. OFFFFFF.

    Eyelids are nothing but ocular foreskin standing between you and skinless holiness.

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• Wizza@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Amen! I’m tired of these skinnies telling us what to do. Smh.

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• ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know. I take personal space pretty seriously. Up to the point I don’t even care about this, I’m not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yesss! Shel Silverstein!

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kids used to make fun of me because my epidermis was showing. So I removed my skin. Now, instead of making fun of me, kids run away in horror.

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• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In the pocket (folds?) of Big Skin

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  • HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this message has been brought to you by the fossil gang

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• Andonno@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe I’m just being prejudiced, but I don’t think I’ll be taking survival advice from an extinct species.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    T. Rexes did just fine without their skin. I know because I’ve seen them in museums and none of them have skin.

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All the T. Rexes I know don’t have any skin. Well, most of them, anyway…

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ya gotta have skin.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remove your eyelids!

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