There’s a lot of loneliness out there. It’s kinda sad if you think about it.
Or being gay 💯
Virtual Girlfriend
Submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/743b465e-1e2f-4bc5-9dbb-112ba46155a6.webp
Comments
nifty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn’t pre-op trans.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
well then you just gotta be trans too
NotMelon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.
Vrtrx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Don’t wanna be that guy but I’m a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don’t call it “Antibabypille”. “die Pille” is what most people just call it
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.
211@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Condoms aren’t 99% effective as contraception even if you use them correctly, which a lot if people don’t.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use, a flawless prophylactic performance? It is a thing of beauty.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 months ago
👉👈
… Are you… Offering… To demonstrate?
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.
Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ohio
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Ohio go sigh mass!
zerog_bandit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?
speaker_hat@lemmy.one 9 months ago
Virginity Control Effectiveness
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously deapaqn from existence.