The duck is not bigger it’s just closer.
Will someone work on a new duck update! I want giant ducks man
Submitted 9 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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byroon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s an Australian duck.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
LET’S BREED KANGAROOS AND DUCKS! SCREWDRIVER DICKS AND BADASS KICKING ABILITY!!
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 months ago
So uhm how do i unread that
elvith@feddit.de 9 months ago
Duck update? !outside@lemmy.world is leaking again, isn’t it?
THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
There is nothing there to leak (i wish there were🥲).
theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Why you say nun but not use the nun emoji 🧕🏻
nifty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maybe that is a toy car? Or giant inflatable duck? I refuse to accept constraints to reality.
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Would you rather fight one car sized duck or 1000 duck sized cars
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Car sized duck. My shins can’t take a thousand metallic boxes attacking em. Atleast I can kill the duck (I’m sorry ducky)
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
Iunno, mayne, I had ducks. Them fuckers are brutal when they find a frog, fish, et cetera. I don’t wanna be gobbled up. But if I’m fighting duck sized cars I can just stand at the top of some stairs or go into a tall building.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
🫄
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 9 months ago
I have seen a duck boat (in Stockholm, Sweden were I live) as big as a car but sadly I have no image of it
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
@Lemmyusers
ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 months ago
I'd prefer proportional emoji. Either the duck should barely be visible or the car should be most of the message.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 months ago
🌍
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
🚙
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