Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lips and assholes, in portable, convenient disc form!

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hold the lips, please!

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    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You get extra lips now

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.

  Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find

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    • knF@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fortunately this is not the case, Mortadella has to have “big” chunks of fat in it unlike what you see in the picture.

      Said that, I’ve seen seen some abominations that made me wonder if it was even legal to label it as human food (I’m exaggerating :D)

      Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortadella

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  • kuneho@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    parisian gang rise

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  • onion@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In German it’s called “Meat-sausage” or Lyoner

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    • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gelbwurst 🫠

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fuckin guess

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm no theologian, I'm not sure exactly who or what bologna is..., but I do know this. It was never actually meant for human consumption. Maybe for plugging up gopher holes in your yard, but that might also be a sin.

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• TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unexpected Jack Johnson.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glad this reference wasn’t lost

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• blazera@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter

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• pastaPersona@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By this logic olive loaf is kinda like pancakes with raisins or chocolate chips

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• Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those aren't hotdog pancakes. Those are Newfie Steaks. Fry some up today, thick cut, with some mashed potatoes and peas straight from the can.

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• BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes a thought should stay in your head

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve yet to find one that should

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    • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This one is borderline.

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• manucode@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May I introduce you to hot dog bread?

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• Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They sure taste different, but neither is good.

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