Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.
Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
Submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 months ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.
Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 months ago
To be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find
knF@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fortunately this is not the case, Mortadella has to have “big” chunks of fat in it unlike what you see in the picture.
Said that, I’ve seen seen some abominations that made me wonder if it was even legal to label it as human food (I’m exaggerating :D)
kuneho@lemmy.world 9 months ago
parisian gang rise
onion@feddit.de 9 months ago
In German it’s called “Meat-sausage” or Lyoner
madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Gelbwurst 🫠
tygerprints@kbin.social 9 months ago
I'm no theologian, I'm not sure exactly who or what bologna is..., but I do know this. It was never actually meant for human consumption. Maybe for plugging up gopher holes in your yard, but that might also be a sin.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Unexpected Jack Johnson.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Glad this reference wasn’t lost
blazera@kbin.social 9 months ago
Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter
pastaPersona@lemmy.world 9 months ago
By this logic olive loaf is kinda like pancakes with raisins or chocolate chips
Bonehead@kbin.social 9 months ago
Those aren't hotdog pancakes. Those are Newfie Steaks. Fry some up today, thick cut, with some mashed potatoes and peas straight from the can.
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sometimes a thought should stay in your head
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
I’ve yet to find one that should
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This one is borderline.
manucode@feddit.de 9 months ago
May I introduce you to hot dog bread?
Maeve@kbin.social 9 months ago
They sure taste different, but neither is good.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 months ago
Lips and assholes, in portable, convenient disc form!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Hold the lips, please!
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 months ago
You get extra lips now