Claymore at home:
Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
Submitted 9 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Bedazzled Claymore
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
Xtallll@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there’s always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.
bleistift2@feddit.de 9 months ago
Surely airbags are constructed in a way that doesn’t include slamming the hard plastic into your face?
I’ll retract that question mark. Designing it that way would just be too dumb.
habitualTartare@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Most are designed for the cover to move to the side when deployed but some are designed to split in some way that could cause the rhinestones to come free.
poppy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’ve seen the occasional post where the front plate burned/branded people’s hands during deployment if they were holding the steering wheel.
reddit.com/…/honda_logo_burned_into_my_hand_from_…
Also an article about people getting injured from the bezazzling!
Centillionaire@kbin.social 9 months ago
Bedazzling and crazy long finger nails is just a fedora cargo shorts for women.
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I love those long fingernails, but then I also like cargo shorts, so ok
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”
She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…
poppy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?
citrusface@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Probably used to write reports for an on the road job
Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.
KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
darwinism hard at work.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Pretty bloody
curlywurly@feddit.de 9 months ago
I’m one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars… I’m guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver’s face if the airbag is activated, is this right?
terminhell@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Basically, they’re converting an airbag into a shrapnel grenade.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Rhinestones aren’t really that sharp though (unless they’re the really nice glass ones which I’m assuming these are not). It’s also likely that these are plastic backed sheets, like these Rhinestone sheet
Enoblk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Really all it’s going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.
KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.
Pumafred9@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You should say something else.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Something else
MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Surely they didn’t mean that