Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

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• Jeom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With lemmy having a smaller user base my comments are more noticed. This has coaxed out my long dormant sardonic and sarcastic side.

  The people of lemmy today get 1000x more offended than Redditors from 15 years ago. It seems like everyone has become ultra fucking fragile.

  Also downvotes without explanation are a lot more common. I think this is due to people assuming you’re intent and entire life story from one sentence rather than old Reddit where people would engage you.

  In summary: you’re a bunch of boring pussies.

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  • overcast5348@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, you’re a boring pussy.

    /s

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  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i felt the downvotes one in my fucking soul. I asked several times what was wrong even so i stop doing whatever their fragility disliked, but i have never gotten a single answer, that was a mayor contributor to me stop posting altogether

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I knew where you lived I’d shit on your lawn

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Meh, I usually apologize if I offend someone unless they’re being a real asshole. Then we work it out and it’s fine.

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  • Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wholeheartedly agree with this comment.

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• SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck you stranger

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man, I wish shit was more relaxed like back in the day… people just shaing funny shit, everyone laughing, not being triggered about… whatever the pic was making fun of…

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember a time during the height of PHPBB forums when they were called image macros and most of them were designed with the implicit purpose of triggering people. That’s where things like this bad boy came from:

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, but the whole point was not to get triggered. The ones that did were roasted to hell and back. Now, everyone’s a snowflake, everyone has rights, don’t make fun of this, don’t make fun of that 😒… I mean… it’s humor man, get over it.

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• krellor@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, it's me, your boss. Venmo: @NotZoidberg.

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  • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But why @NotZoidberg?

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    • krellor@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      On Futurama one of the popular phrases from the character zoidberg was something like "hey, look it's me your nephew" when he thought his uncle was rich. Don't recall the details, but just riffed on the meme.

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sir yes sir!

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• Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck my boss! Wait …

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  • Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least you might get a raise finally.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your god stole this from my god: The Jebus Said So. This. M eans. WAAAR! 🏹🗡️⚔️

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• AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Like tip the portapotty with him inside?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a very good tip

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No I will not tip my boss, but everything else in your post is my New Year’s resolution.

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I brought in a loaf of homemade bread for everyone, I told him it was there. That counts as tip.

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you

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• UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See how there’s not a single woman around Buddha? Fuck you Buddha!!!

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