Chairs for the lazy

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• justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine being cleaning staff in that office. You accidentally drop something during your night shift. All the chairs start driving themselves across the room at 4 AM while you’re completely alone in the building.

  “Heart attack” would be an understatement for the reaction I’d have.

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  • highenergyphysics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d be more annoyed at having to plug all that shit in to recharge every night since I doubt there is some complex magnetic drive system under the flooring

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Roomba style self charging with a queue, lol

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, wireless charging is a thing nowadays

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  • Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like a weird fnaf spin off

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  • kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would expect some Harry Belafonte to start playing or something.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Presentation ends

  Everyone claps

  Chairs push themselves in, cutting everyone in half

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  • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, the meeting was about cutting expenses.

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  • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Final destination type shit lmao

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m so going to “accidentally” clap my hand in the middle of a meeting

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  • punkwalrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Having seen these in a demo, they have weight triggers to prevent that. Also in or demo, one got stuck on a power cord, the other on a electrical plate in the floor.

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• obrenden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Robot chairs, but still using a white board from the 90s

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This perfectly describes Japan. The nation of advanced robotics and businesses that still communicate by fax.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ? What do you use instead of a whiteboard?

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.smartboards.com

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• hark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A lot of work went into making this minor convenience.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wall-E

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t be mad of they were called Chair-E

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• ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cool as an experiment. Real world use seems limited. Much cheaper to hire an administrative assistant to clean up after each meeting, since the tabletop also needs tidying.

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can we put these on shopping carts?

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• gearheart@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All I can imagine is someone clapping at a presentation.

  Then the chairs going crazy like ant panic. (While people ride them) 🤣

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