Gemini - your FBI agent goes to therapy because of you
Hahahahaha
Here's your horoscope.
Submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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forty2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
My therapist asked my hororscope and I said This isn't going to work if we're both mentally ill.
forty2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All roads lead to Pieces these days, might as well embrace it 😂
jopepa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Horoscopes are such bullshit anyone could relate to all of these. Hust broad strokes with charged language to make people feel known by the universe.
Seraph@kbin.social 11 months ago
You didn't read it, did you?
I'd rather relate to none of these, but apparently I also need to apologize to my FBI agent.
jopepa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hate to use the /s but I guess it’s necessary
amotio@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finally smething usefull. Sorry not sorry my FBI agent.
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sorry not sorry to who’s ever car I set on fire this month (Meghen) it’s literally because “Megan” isn’t spelled with a fucking H
godot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special, deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you.
But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
owatnext@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Virgo: you will never find true happiness — whatcha gonna do, cry about it?
nifty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pretty much
midori@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes
grue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Love that Pisces isn’t mean because the author knows how sensitive they are
H1jAcK@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m not that fucking sensitive, fuck you.
Pothetato@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think I was born in like…9 out of 12 months.
breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As an Aquarius limp ramen noodle, I can relate to this horoscope. Trick is, I HAVE gotten used to being alone, and enjoy it. Now I’m going to go and weep quietly in the corner.
frickineh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Apparently I’m also an aquarius, even if I was born in June. Who knew!
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ve never believed in horoscopes until just now, when I read the Scorpio section.
magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 months ago
Funny enough to begin with, but what makes it even better is that mine is actually somewhat accurate.
LaggySnake@lemmy.world 11 months ago
as an aquarius this is very relatable
rockerface@lemm.ee 11 months ago
As a Libra, I feel called out
bibliotectress@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a Virgo and now I feel depressed. :(
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Virgo is spot on
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Meeh, mine’s not that bad 🤷 😂.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is from Prosh! The students at University of Western Australia release their satirical newspaper “Prosh” once a year as a fundraiser for charity - flooding the streets of Perth in wild costumes selling the papers at intersections, train stations, cafes - anywhere people will be passing by. It’s a tradition, and quite the spectacle. Locals are greeted in the morning rush hour traffic by the most jovial, and largest group of young adults they’ve ever seen before 8 am - wondering why there are nurses and T Rexes and boys in sexy police skirts running through traffic. Then the penny drops, they fork over a fiver for a paper, and everyone goes about their day.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I love this!