Santa Cardassian

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• ShatnersBassoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In a world with transporter technology wouldn’t it be considered weird not being able to do that?

  They also have anti-gravity sleds, there’s probably a planet somewhere with bioluminescent flying reindeer, the only truly unbelievable thing about the whole story is they’ve got a guy wearing a red suit and he doesn’t die.

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  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the only truly unbelievable thing about the whole story is they’ve got a guy wearing a red suit and he doesn’t die.

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  • Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, I interpreted the statement as “this is something that happened” i.e. he’s aware that it’s a belief from the past, where transporter technology didn’t exist yet. I can’t believe the Santa tradition actually survives into an age where materialism is all but eradicated.

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    • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Santa could be a Q. Just sayin.

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    • ShatnersBassoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sounds like an average Tuesday for Chief O’Brien to me… but apparently there’s a TNG comic confirming Santa is real (and also the Grinch for some reason??)

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think you’re massively underestimating how many houses there are in the world.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let’s be real, he ain’t visiting most of the houses. China and India, Indonesia, Pakistan, are mostly non-Christian, and then there’s a lot of poor people that Santa seems to skip over most years.

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fair tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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• rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can hear this in Garak’s voice

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m in the middle of a DS9 rewatch and I was unable to quiet his voice in my head!

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• ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No, it’s a magical morbidly obese senior citizen. Totally different.

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• Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Santa is stuck in one of those subspace bubbles where time runs much faster and it only intersects regular space on Christmas Eve.

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You see, the secret is that humans - and especially children - are incredibly self-centered, and will rarely bother to think of the other people in the world at all. Santa is for them, not other people.

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• AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sort of off topic but I honestly hate Santa. I don’t think it’s cool to lie to kids, especially to tell them that they and their actions are constantly judged by an invisible third person. That’s before getting into the class issues around rich kids apparently being better in this all knowing all seeing quasi benevolent god’s eyes. Why else would they get the good stuff while the poor kids get the shitty stuff and the knockoffs? Was no one else upset as a kid finding out that adults had essentially engaged in a conspiracy to deceive you? Fuck Santa.

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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• soot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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