We pick and eat fungus’ dick when they have a stiffy.
wave em like you just don't care
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Hell ya, dude.
uphillbothways@kbin.social 7 months ago
All fruiting parts of plants are formed from the ovary of female flowers.
ArugulaZ@kbin.social 7 months ago
Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 7 months ago
kinky
TWeaK@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.
Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 7 months ago
It’s a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.
sirico@feddit.uk 7 months ago
No one tell mum what musk is
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Oh, but if I wave mine around I get put on a list.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
And when I wave mine around, noone even realises that I’m waving something around…
prayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby
Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas you from time to time to steal that shit.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?
I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.
Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.
DroneRights@lemm.ee 7 months ago
BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males’ primary job is to fuck the queen. They’re little stay at home sluts.
RQG@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But they get sugar water back in return.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?
DroneRights@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This is fake news. It’s not gassing, it’s stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
That’s just how the bees pay rent.