wave em like you just don't care

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• Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

  Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas you from time to time to steal that shit.

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  • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

    I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

    Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

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    • DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males’ primary job is to fuck the queen. They’re little stay at home sluts.

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  • RQG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But they get sugar water back in return.

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

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  • DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is fake news. It’s not gassing, it’s stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.

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  • nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    steal that shit

    That’s just how the bees pay rent.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We pick and eat fungus’ dick when they have a stiffy.

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  • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hell ya, dude.

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  • uphillbothways@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All fruiting parts of plants are formed from the ovary of female flowers.

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• ArugulaZ@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

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  • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    kinky

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• TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cum trees.

  I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.

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• Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No one tell mum what musk is

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, but if I wave mine around I get put on a list.

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And when I wave mine around, noone even realises that I’m waving something around…

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• prayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plants right now

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