People of average height:
Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed
Submitted 6 months ago by EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
shroomad@kbin.social 6 months ago
I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It’s cloudy up there
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.
NPC@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For example, when I’m cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there’s almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You’d be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.
elbucho@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.
Jesus_666@feddit.de 6 months ago
You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?
A tease.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
People who need glasses
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well
shneancy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
as well as being blind and constipated
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Also for nosightedness
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I can’t see shit because I have shit eyesight
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Fair enough.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.
We are not the same.
SkyJuice@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.