Worf: Had my dream again where I’m making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I’d nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Cardassians, a perfect 10 from the Klingon, and my mother, disguised as a Ferengi judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
Worf struggles with /c/Risa
Submitted 7 months ago by Lydia_K@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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Comments
joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Dinner have to worry about a peeping tom. Here’s stranded in the Delta quadrant.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Infynis@midwest.social 7 months ago
This is the best one in a long time. You even got the cadence of their voices. So funny
satanmat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Announcer :: Worf is showing excellent form having worked his way through the foreplay. He is showing us that he’s limber and showing amazing strength and endurance….
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Ohhhhh but now he’s looking at me and listening to what I’m saying, the anger is welling up in his eyes and he seems to be ignoring his performance … and … no wait, he’s reaching into his pants, perhaps to speed things along for the competition … he’s got something in his hands, something phallic and he looks like he’s throwing it … throwing it in my di …
7of9@startrek.website 7 months ago
These mating rituals appear highly complex
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Do you eco-terrorism? Because this is how you get eco-terrorism.
groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Some Risa memes I can actually hear when I read them. This is one of them.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Based on rule 34, I’m betting there are a lot of Risan’s that would be doing more than cheering forca naked Worf.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 months ago
But I’m sure the r34 artists left Jadzia alone, at least. Right?
Lydia_K@startrek.website 7 months ago
My sweet summer child…