On the morning train

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Barrelling out of a club, mid comedown as the sun is coming up and seeing all the bright and cheery people on a Sunday morning going to church or wherever. You’re dressed in flourescent clubbing gear caked in grime and sweat from 8hrs of dancing.

  This picture is VERY accurate.

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  • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hell yeah, that’s the real church though at the end of the day

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  • worldsayshi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thriller starts playing

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• TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dear NotSpez, I’m in the rollercoaster on the right lane and I don’t like it a lot.

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  • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mrs TotallyNotSpez, what a pleasure to see you again! Just a shame about the circumstances, hope your day is salvageable despite of the early start.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The right lane from whose perspective, Mr Totally?

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    • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mrs TotallyNotSpez says:

      The getting up at 6am lane

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• UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Heard somebody brush their teeth and prepare for bed as I was leaving for the gym today at 5am. Worst part is I’m not sure who it was as there are at least 3 people I live with that likes to roam the apartment at night.

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dude, they’re your wife and children, and she says that, please, stop calling them your roommates.

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• apochryphal_triptych@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  An then there are those that swing days and nights who are stuck in perpetual limbo. My sleep schedule sucks.

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• rustbuckett@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I woke up at 3 am because my body is pulling a prank on me

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s just a prank bro. -my body

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• Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How impractical for the ghouls.

  They boarded the ride, their leader says:

  Alright guys, just buckle in and sit tight. Halfway during the ride we will get somewhat close to another train coming the other way. We only have a few seconds and we aren’t really close enough to do anything, so just wave at them menacingly and try your best to scare them. For everyone sitting on the right, you are way out of range, so we need our most scary faces there. Don’t be disappointed, they will probably still be scared and we get to enjoy the rest of the ride for ourselves.

  They all cheer and put their hands up. One guy totally forgets about the other train and is just vibing with the experience.

  I image they all went and got some ice cream after.

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• NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about people like me that get up at 4am even on their days off?

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  • darcy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    in a mental asylum

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  • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They either need a hug, a better pillow or an exorcism would be my guess ;)

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I know a guy who sells pillows and is probably not in prison yet.

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  • Ejh3k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m usually up around 5 and I love it.

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nobody asks you to do shit that early. It’s glorious. My time is my own.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Night shift handing off to morning shift

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• Staple_Diet@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This has got to be Iron Maiden album art right?

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  • updawg@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turns out it’s a https://bp0.blogger.com/_rjG-_4_3sU4/RtnDvtoDJZI/AAAAAAAAAE8/6v62MbQD3jQ/s1600-h/P1010072.JPG by Johnny Craig

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    • paultimate14@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Interestingly it was unpublished until it showed up on a blog.

      I’ve always wondered if it was made for a commercial use that fell through. It looks like it should be a goosebumps book, or a poster advertising a Halloween event at an amusement park.

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• PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Try a train full of homeless meth heads who haven’t showered in 6 years oozing puss from their face

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish I could sleep in, but my brain says it's 5am and to get up then do nothing for an hour.

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know about you but I enjoy my niksen time.

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    • pirat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Niksen time? As in nichts, as in nothing?

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• Jackiedoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shift handovers

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  • just_squanch_it@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This 💯

    It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

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  • burningmatches@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I worked at a factory once where the day shifts swapped each week (6am-2pm and 2pm-10pm), but the night shift was just the night shift. And those fuckers were like ghouls.

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What of your somehow both?

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  • LegionEris@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you stayed up until 6am, passed out for less than a minute, then woke up at still 6am, you definitely look like the skeleton train

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    • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image this?

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