What else did you take??

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

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  • ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it’ll sort itself out

    • insurance company

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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And of course, they’ll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

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  • 8BitRoadTrip@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

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    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

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  • sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This spine will make a fine addition to my collection

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• Sharkwellington@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sub-zero really got his shit together.

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    • ours@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

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• someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bold words for someone that has no spine.

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Must be a politician.

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  • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, I’d say it’s the opposite, quite spineless

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.

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• jkozaka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That’s how I lost my medical license.

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• v_raton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wtf dude

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• Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Such a classic

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• Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I also took your lungs

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• asg101@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now we know where congresses spines all went.

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• Antitrust7668@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx

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