Given the circumstances, Janeway also would have sold you for a keg of coffee

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Harry gets a 6 pack of nuggies that’s short 1. And no toy.

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  • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Harry: BUT I’M AN ADULT CAPTAIN

    Janeway: there can only be so many adults around Mr Kim

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nuggets are teleported off of Harry’s lap … reappear on the view screen in space

      Janeway: any more insubordination and there won’t be any nuggets next time ENSIGN Kim

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get one nugget per pip on you collar, Harry! We’re rationing power or something.

    slurps coffee

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• bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Janeway would’ve somehow violated the prime directive and introduced McDonald’s to a pre warp civilization

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  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And she would alter the timeline so that they never got Lt Kim happy meals.

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    • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s pretty easy to do, since Harry never made it to Lt.

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    • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ever wonder why the best nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs? Janeway.

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• pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t get over the European discotheque sets. I would have really preferred to have this show with nice, clean, even TV lighting like TNG got.

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  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have to agree, Picard’s ship lighting is completely ridiculous. Living and working on ships with that kind of lighting would drive me batty.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Klingon ships are the worst. Not only are they dark, everything is sharp and rusty and they have chains hanging from the ceiling and shit. Sometimes I wonder if Martok lost his eye in combat, or he just didn’t pay attention one morning on the way to the bathroom.

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  • Morsil@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also the shaky camera, couldn’t get past the second episode.

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  • thepreciousboar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s the common trope for 2010’s+ scifi. For some reason in the future everything is dramatic and has more RGB than a gaming pc

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  • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It needed to contrast sharply with the Enterprise, because hero ship.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fourth panel: … 7of9 jumping up and down, stamping her feet, screaming … I WANT MY MCDONALD’S!!! … screaming incoherently for ten minutes

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is this effortless to imagine?

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    • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because Jeri Ryan is actually a pretty good actress?

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sisko would pull the Defiant into the drive through, and then order one raktajino for himself.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  request denied-shaw

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• Solumbran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And a good handful of fresh worms from under a rock.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The crew is named “Sir?”

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  • rbesfe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She’s just, talking like Christopher Walken, to be funny, for the captain

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So… Does the replicator not replicate toys with the meal? 🤔

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• cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  (which show is this)

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Considering that other insanely rude/biased comment didn’t bother giving you an answer, it’s Season 3 of Star Trek Picard. First two seasons are a bit rough but the third felt like a whole movie.

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    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you!

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  • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you don’t already know, I suspect you don’t want to know (i.e. you would regret your curiosity)

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Found the Romulan

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