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Time to grow up.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuaffPotions@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Know what Bessie? You’re right.”

    BLAM

    “Honey fire up the grill! Steaks tonight!”

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    • Teppichbrand@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol, killing her after abusing her. So edgy and original! Never heard that joke before.

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      • federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        milking cows isn’t abuse

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    • HardlightCereal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Haha yes I love to kill and eat someone whose breast I’ve suckled at

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      • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Damn, I’m really sorry to hear about your mom.

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      • hark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s weird, I get my milk from the grocery store. Do you recommend I drink directly from the source like you do?

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    • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She deserves nothing less for spelling it as “weening”.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bae, considering you are the solid food, might want to ask fewer questions.

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    • neshura@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes but actually no.

      Thanks to industrial grade food production meat cows and dairy cows are two entirely separate breeds by now. Old school cows you were able to butcher once they died of old age or whatever and get a decent cut of meta out of that. Modern cows are bred to either produce more milk or to produce more meat. Which on one end results in cows too thin to be butcherable and on the other end results in cows with too little nutrients in their body to produce any excess milk.

      I say we go back to the old ways of mixed use cows and live with the reduced milk and meat output. What most people drink might as well be colored water given all the fat gets filtered out of the milk so switching to an alternative shouldn’t be a problem (aside from getting used to not drinking cow milk and instead whatever milk is to their liking)

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      • Pipoca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What do you imagine happens to old dairy cattle? We just compost them?

        Dairy cattle absolutely get slaughtered for food. If you eat them, though, they were probably in your burger or hotdog.

        That’s because older animals are less tender than young animals, and consumers prefer tender meat.

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      • abraxas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The only issue you’re missing is this. If 5 dairy plus 5 meat cows yield 20% more total food now than 10 cows yielded then, focusing on the perceived waste of not eating a milk cow is fallacy. Is there a substantive argument that we are using cows less efficiently than we did a century ago?

        What most people drink might as well be colored water given all the fat gets filtered out of the milk

        Per the Mayo Clinic, it’s tough to beat dairy milk for balanced nutrition. That is even (or especially) with the excess fat removed and reserved for other products. Switching to an alternative is generally a nutrition problem. Only fortified and unsweetened soymilk comes close.

        And one could argue it is the least palatable alternative. Calls to mind “instead of a doughnut, eat an apple”-style dietary replacement advice. Except in this case, there’s no huge nutritional gain like those stupid “instead ofs” have.

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  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cheese is a solid food.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No. Mrs cow, *leans in and whispers sensually “I need your milk to make me feel good” as I make eye contact and continue milking.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Homelander moment

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      • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Got Milk?

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  • ___f____g___@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *weaning

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Weening is the process by which one listens to the band Ween and grows to like even the weirdest albums.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you.

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  • zouhair@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two words: Butter and cheese.

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m trying to find a way out of cheese. No luck yet, and I can’t really afford it either.

      Gave up meat though, so I’m happy so far. Let’s see what clever scientists come up with for the rest 😎

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      • dx1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gave up cheese/milk/eggs ages ago. There isn’t a one for one replacement, but pizza is junk food anyway, my diet shifted to replacements that were better for me in the end (and imho tastier).

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      • rurutheguru@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This recipe is what made it possible for our family as a cheese substitute:

        www.veggieonapenny.com/vegan-cheese/

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the neat part, we don’t.

      I know people who gave up veganism purely because of the cheese. It’s fucking delicious.

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      • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, no meat? Maybe. But no yoghurt? Just fucking kill me.

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That cow speaks the truth.

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    • SrTobi@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The reasoning falls for the “appeal to nature” fallacy. Only because in nature no other animal drinks the baby-food of another species, doesn’t follow we shouldn’t do it. Same would be: “no other animal pumps the dead bodies of other species from the earth to burn them in mini engines to avoid the inconvenience of walking a few miles” I mean there are other good reasons, but nature is not one of them.

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      • federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        no other animal drinks the baby-food of another species,

        that’s not even true

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “For the last time, Bessie, I’m a god damn cheese maker! It will be solid food!”

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  • alloloto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Judging by the horns, this milk is going to taste a bit salty

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    • oldGregg@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not how it works. Female cows can have horns.

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      • alloloto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Huh. TIL

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      • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Those horns are pretty huge for a cow.

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  • Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its super nutritious. Dont let it go to waste

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    • DillyDaily@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good point, it is wasteful. Maybe instead of letting it rot in the food supply chain and on supermarket shelves we should let baby calves drink it, or stop forcefully impregnating dairy cows in the first place.

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    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait what. We subsidize it to keep the price low and then dairy farmers pour it down the drain to keep the price from going too low.

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  • SickPanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I ain’t gonna eat my cereals with water

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can eat them with oat milk, soy milk, flax milk, rice milk, almond milk, coconut milk, pea milk, and many more.

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      • socksy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My personal recommendation is only one at a time though

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    • firala@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just use oat milk??

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      • SkippingRelax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They said I ain’t gonna eat my cereals with water

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      • Elocomanzo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Why?

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    • blind3rdeye@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had a friend who had orange juice with cereal instead of milk. I figured that was super-weird, and so I never tried it. But… trying stuff and liking unusual things is fine.

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  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Y’know, you’re right… Starts making cheese

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    frozen milk it is

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ice cream!

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  • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nope

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me, drinking Soylent:

    Image

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  • azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s funny

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where’s my cattle prod god damnit

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