Speaking of Klingon counselors...

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes, he practices CBT: Combat & Battle Therapy

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  • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does CBT cure PTSD, or does it cause PTSD?

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes.

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  • Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least its not the other kind of CBT

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn’t walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

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• Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A Klingon is the only counsellor with the relevant experience to treat O’Brien

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Klingon runs out crying like a little girl.

    “I came to counsel him and instead he counselled me! … puts his hands to his face mwahhhhhhh”

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency!

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  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, but they’d have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

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    • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hear he's partial to an old Earth ditty called "Louie Louie"

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How is that a problem?

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You don’t speak to the councilor

      you fight him

      It sounds like it wouldn’t be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d watch 7 seasons of this

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• MrGG@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish there was a series with Colm as Captain O’Brien! But he was in Star Trek from the TNG pilot up to the DS9 finale, I imagine he was sick of it once that finished up.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In order for O’Brien to become a Captain he would have had to become a commissioned officer instead of an enlistedman, and you just know he’d never do that.

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    • breckenedge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doesn’t have to be Federation. He could be a captain of his own ship.

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    • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It'd mean having to dress up on those awful formal uniforms.

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• ensignrick@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s it, I want a klingon counselor on lower decks.

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• bunnyfc@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honor to your union

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who’s the transporter chief?

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• Snoopey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Surely Garak should be included as the ship’s tailor

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d take the EMH over Bashir any day of the week.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want an EMH!

    We have an EMH at home!

    EMH at home

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    • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They should have stuck with the Bashir model, genetic engineering or no.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t know if he can trust Bashir, he lost William B Travis.

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