OK, but who can I sue if I suffer grave bodily injury while installing kubernetes?
Zero to Hero in 1 hour
Submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
Ok so just learn Kubernetes. And then realize that for it to be useful in a production environment, it needs like 10 other third party things, which you’ll also have to learn, and you’re done!
u_tamtam@programming.dev 1 year ago
Rule of thumb for kubernetes, if you are learning it “for fun” or on your own, you are not gonna need it :)
alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Thanks for saying that…I thought I was the only one who thought like that.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I just want to understand in detail what it is and how it works. Advice?
smik@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
10 is a bit exaggerating. What do you really need?
ExternalDNS is nice so you don’t have to config your DNS manually. You might need to install your own Ingress controller. If you want to automatically add and renew certificates cert-manager is great. Security is important! Speaking of, you should add some kind of secret management (something like sealed-secrets, vault or Secrets Store CSI Driver).
A really important thing is monitoring so you know your pods and the cluster itself is healthy. Prometheus is still king in that regard in my opinion. PromQL isn’t that hard. Of course some kind of alerting like AlertManager is a must for prod environments. Be aware that the front ends of those tools are not behind a login so something like oauth2-proxy and dex is vital! You might want to have some visualisation too so Grafana is a nice addition. If you add Loki too you got your OPs covered.
Keeping track of all of your stuff is the hard part so some GitOps is highly recommended. ArgoCD or FluxCD are popular for a reason!
I think that should cover the basic setup so you may scale your CRUD app without worries!
KIM_JONG@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think you covered at least 10 things.
r1veRRR@feddit.de 1 year ago
Kubernetes is so easy! Unless you’re insane enough to have any state at all in your app. But who does that?
bacondragonoverlord@feddit.de 1 year ago
Aka Thighslitting nutcracker.
FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
FWIW, I suspect these stairs have been photographed before adding wood steps that are deeper/wider. I base that on the low visible height of the bottom step. A 1.5-2 inch wooden slab would normalize the height of each step.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I’m usually one to think folks exaggerate the dangerousness of strange staircases in posts like these, but yeah these are definitely gonna cause a few accidents.
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
The anklesnappers.
looz@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
minikube start
ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
K8s basics isn’t that hard, but it builds on quite a bit of knowledge. And running anything of complexity to multiple nodes is going to take at least some intermediate tuning to get your app stable.
sj_zero 1 year ago
Unrelated, I love those stairs. They seem like a disaster waiting to happen but I love them.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Break grandma’s hip in 10 easy steps!
KIM_JONG@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Lol 1 easy step
my_blackest_day@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Children injury in 5 easy steps! Available now!
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your grandma sounds kinky ngl
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“Seem?”
As an architect this is honestly insane. First rule is to do no harm, but someone obviously is a psychopath, and thats the designer.
There is no way that thin metal can even structurally support a person.
LegionEris@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Yeah, I am, without sarcasm, super agile and coordinated. I would love to have these steps. It would be fun for me every time. And I’d feel so safe at the top of my tricky stairs. Unfortunately my wife would never. She’d just be trapped downstairs.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I run 6 miles every other day. A local rails-to-trails path near me is exactly 2.5 miles long, so I have to find some way of getting in an extra mile on my runs. The trail ends at a real railroad track, so for a while I tried running a half mile on the track and back, between the rails landing on every other tie as I ran since the distance perfectly matched my stride. This went on for a couple of years until one day I was doing it and actually started thinking “wow, this is pretty amazing that I can do this and not fall”. Not five seconds later I tripped and fell, landing both elbows and both knees on tie.
Somehow I was only bruised and didn’t break anything, and after ten minutes of groaning I was able to drag myself up and even complete my run. That was my last time running on railroad ties though.
sj_zero 1 year ago
"My wife" aka the lady you brought down before the drugs wore off who can never leave your basement.
:P
GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Perfect stairs to your man cave 🙂