Water is just molten rusted hydrogen

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• tensorpudding@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or fully-hydrogenated oxygen.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That works too 👍

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    • tensorpudding@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “You won’t believe how many people each year die from asphyxiation due to this rocket fuel combustion byproduct!”

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  94c-1265148943

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• Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Since hydrogen is a gas in its natural state, isn’t it technically “chilled, rusted hydrogen” because it is a liquid which has less energy than gas?

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    gas in its natural state

    Well that’s just your room temperature and pressure bias talking. All states are natural states, subject to environmental conditions.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow, you make a good point 👍

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Disturbing, I know. Don’t tell my wife.

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In all seriousness, you should watch out for a related chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. DHMO claims thousands of lives every year!

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why I drink beer 🍻

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    • jrs100000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Many breweries add DHMO directly to their product without disclosing it on the label.

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• BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But the question is, is it hydrogen oxide or hydroxide?

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sounds like you’re describing hydrogen peroxide, as pairs of individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms don’t exactly like to exist alone, so they pair up as H2O2

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    • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So you can burn water!

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And salt is just evil sugar.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    These are the brilliant chucklefuck ideas that keep me coming back to the real internet, no AI slop here, you make a serious point 👍

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and sugar is just deficient garlic

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• early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  another quintessential shower thought. I approve.

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• Delta_V@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  aka hydrogen ash

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• twjolson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, at least you got the hydrogen part correct.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its oxidized, so its corroded. AKA, in simple laymans terms, rusted.

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    • twjolson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rust is commonly referred to oxidation on iron, uncommonly to oxidation on other metals. Never to non-metals.

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