I love all my statements equally. (I don't care for GOTO)

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “This would be better if it were covered in rust”

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  • bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • TheYear2525@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gee whiz, that pun was basic!

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  • nieceandtows@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’ve played us for absolute fools!

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• QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This engine is not the best practice

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  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This engine is an antipattern.

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    • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re dissing Unity here right?

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    • Knusper@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This engine is not idiomatic.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Documentation considered harmful” - my coworkers probably.

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  • railsdev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    iT’s SeLF dOcUmenTiNg 🥴

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    • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It perfectly makes sense if you think like me.

      • a deranged programmer

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    • docAvid@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Using “self documenting” as a blanket excuse to not document things that need it is inexcusable, yes, but I’d rather work on code written by somebody who seriously thinks about how to make it clean and self documenting, and then documents whatever still needs it as well, than on code written by somebody who doesn’t make that effort, but documents heavily. And as for people who claim they’re documenting everything, when the documentation is function fooTheBar() // foos the bar, they can eat a bag of docs.

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    • TheYear2525@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      bool ticket2387_ac3 = true; // TODO
      if (!ticket2387_ac3) return;
      

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    • UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      facts

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    • hairyballs@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My coworkers do document the code:

      /// Returns a list of foos, given a bar. 
      fn get_foos_from_bar(bar: Bar)
      

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• princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Considered Harmful” Considered Harmful, 2002

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  • profoundlynerdy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Perl has entered the chat.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, that’s just some random line noise.

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• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ifelse 
      eatme 
  

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