This engine is not the best practice
I love all my statements equally. (I don't care for GOTO)
Submitted 9 months ago by andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 months ago
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 9 months ago
This engine is an antipattern.
Knusper@feddit.de 9 months ago
This engine is not idiomatic.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Documentation considered harmful” - my coworkers probably.
railsdev@programming.dev 9 months ago
iT’s SeLF dOcUmenTiNg 🥴
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 9 months ago
It perfectly makes sense if you think like me.
- a deranged programmer
docAvid@midwest.social 9 months ago
Using “self documenting” as a blanket excuse to not document things that need it is inexcusable, yes, but I’d rather work on code written by somebody who seriously thinks about how to make it clean and self documenting, and then documents whatever still needs it as well, than on code written by somebody who doesn’t make that effort, but documents heavily. And as for people who claim they’re documenting everything, when the documentation is
function fooTheBar() // foos the bar
, they can eat a bag of docs.TheYear2525@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bool ticket2387_ac3 = true; // TODO if (!ticket2387_ac3) return;
UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
facts
hairyballs@programming.dev 9 months ago
My coworkers do document the code:
/// Returns a list of foos, given a bar. fn get_foos_from_bar(bar: Bar)
princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
profoundlynerdy@programming.dev 9 months ago
Perl has entered the chat.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No, that’s just some random line noise.
gregorum@lemm.ee 9 months ago
ifelse eatme
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“This would be better if it were covered in rust”
bob_wiley@lemmy.world 9 months ago
TheYear2525@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Gee whiz, that pun was basic!
nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 months ago
They’ve played us for absolute fools!