Can't wait for summer roadtrips <3

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• Small_Quasar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I refuse to make fun of dietary restrictions after spending five years as a waiter rolling my eyes at gluten free people and then developing a gluten intolerance.

  The universe is a tricky bitch. It gave me a literal pain in the ass.

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can be annoyed by gluten bad gluten free while recognizing the real pain of celiacs.

    Just because it isn’t a visible disease does not mean everyone is in the right.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I once had a buddy with Celiac’s, it was interesting trying to find a restaurant that worked for us both. The tide of hipsters wanting everything gluten free was a godsend!

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah I guarantee NOBODY is going through the gluten free diet unless they really believe there might be a chance they’re allergic. And you have to go gluten free to see if you are.

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vegans can eat just about anywhere. Feel bad for the carnivore friend who just has to stay hungry until you see a roadkill animal.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This one time roadtripping, my vegan buddy stopped 4 separate times for a snack, while I didn’t see so much as a squirrel pancake for 14 hours. Unfair!

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I got lucky and found a dead skunk I could chew on.

      My loser vegan friend missed out!!!

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you live in the Beastars universe?

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I immediately sent this to my boomer parents on WhatsApp after I found this and they think it is hilarious

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Quick, simple, needs nobody to be Online to get it. A classic!

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• OR3X@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has anyone stopped to consider how the grass might feel about this? I didn’t think so.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why I only eat prokaryotes.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Have you ever stopped to think about how prokaryotes feel about that arrangement? That’s why I only eat silicates

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If only it was that easy. More fruit trees in cities for instance.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I’m sorry?! Do you want homeless vagabonds rummaging around MY neighborhood, snacking on the fruits of MY trees?! I THINK THE FUCK NOT! ONLY MALE TREES! ALLERGIES YES, VAGABONDS NO!!!”

    -NIMBYs, with funding by big agro

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• nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This summer? Who the fuck is going to be able to afford gad for roadtripping?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uhhhhhh, fuck, can’t you read???

    Clearly we who can split it between roadkill and roadsalds!

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• KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At first I thought this was telling me to fuck my friend in the mouth…

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