is there anything for pigeons? I desperately need remote control pigeon
Submitted 17 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Maiq@piefed.social 17 hours ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
They don’t tell you this but the pigeons on the street are free, you can just take them home
Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 16 hours ago
OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 hours ago
This very much could be real.
Experiments have shown before that simple insects have very simple responses to detecting light in different directions. Shine a light in one eye, they go left. Shine a light in the other eye, they go right. Shine a light in both eyes, they go straight forward.
It would be fairly simple to glue a couple tiny LEDs to the insect’s eyes and wire them up to a tiny microcontroller and radio receiver. And voila – remote control roach.
Probably not super reliable in the controls and doesn’t always go exactly where you want it … but it should do a decent job of going in the general direction you tell it to.
arudesalad@piefed.ca 12 hours ago
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Dude just train pigeons and crows to do your bidding. They’re clever and you can pay them in snacks.
bort@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Please don’t encourage abuse against pigeons, they are wonderful sweet birds.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 hours ago
Birds aren’t real, silly goose.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Silly what?