Gym bros would do well to put on a little makeup and smile more
100% tru btw
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eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Part 2 of this meme is where I say that most women want skinny men with good eyeliner and most men want tall, buff women. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Tall buff tomboy gf that will protect my frail ass is a dream <( ’ ’ <)
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 days ago
As a bisexual man, both points are true
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 day ago
but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 16 hours ago
Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive “no makeup” makeup look quite attractive 🌈
It’s okay for eyeshadow to have colors
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
On one hand, I don’t find huge muscles attractive.
On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 16 hours ago
I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’’ 260lbs ass like a toddler
Aspirational, this is why I lift.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This right here.
I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I’m a bear, okay), , but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.
Unf, yes.
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I’m thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.
erin@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I’m only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing
lunar17@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.