She must be one of us

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🫸	but
  👉	and

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So a 10/10?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve dated a couple vegans before and they can clear a room with those plant based farts.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What flavor notes are we talking about here?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Overflowing septic tank wit hints of moldy compost.

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• BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s my wife.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s also my husband’s wife.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey fartass why don’t you fart that ass on over here

  Yeah it kinda works. Gotta workshop it a little more

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey sexy fartass, why don’t you come over here and fart that ass for me.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      hey fartass you shit with that butt?

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