I don’t have a hammer though.
Well I could walk them through it step by step
Submitted 18 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Step one: buy hammer
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
In this economy? What am i made of money?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
Ok
axexrx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nail as is have sex with, or bust him for cheating?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Or hang him on the wall above the mantle?
toynbee@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Sleep with him in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!
axexrx@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
On of my friends gfs did that back in the day.
The crew was going to a local punk concert, and she was generally a bit more straight laced.
So we were all a bit surprised when she showed up in a red wig, and leather, and said her name was Jackie. We were joking about her maybe thinking we all had 'punk names… that we just all used all the time because we were always dressed a bit punk.
We all go back to the house most of them relived at to crash, and wake up in the morning to them fighting, and her accusing him of sleeping with Jackie. And him being like ‘I thought it was just a bit of role play!’
He goes into the bathroom, and she comes out to the kitchen and wete all just like, really, we all knew it was you the whole time… also your tattoo was showing…
bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.