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Well I could walk them through it step by step

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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nail as is have sex with, or bust him for cheating?

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or hang him on the wall above the mantle?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sleep with him in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!

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      • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        On of my friends gfs did that back in the day.

        The crew was going to a local punk concert, and she was generally a bit more straight laced.

        So we were all a bit surprised when she showed up in a red wig, and leather, and said her name was Jackie. We were joking about her maybe thinking we all had 'punk names… that we just all used all the time because we were always dressed a bit punk.

        We all go back to the house most of them relived at to crash, and wake up in the morning to them fighting, and her accusing him of sleeping with Jackie. And him being like ‘I thought it was just a bit of role play!’

        He goes into the bathroom, and she comes out to the kitchen and wete all just like, really, we all knew it was you the whole time… also your tattoo was showing…

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      • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t have a hammer though.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Step one: buy hammer

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      • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In this economy? What am i made of money?

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok

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