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• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  An Army marches on its stomach. The Navy marches to the Poop Deck.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    hope they dont slip on the poop.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  now i’m not trying to make fun, but in a pinch can’t you just shit off the edge? they have thought of building a little elevated deck at the rear of the ship to extend over the water off of which to, and i can’t believe i am saying this, poop?

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  • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A poopdeck?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      (i’m trying to let them figure it out on their own!)

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The poop deck wasn’t used to poop from. That was done at the head. Because on a sailing ship, most if not all of the time the front of the ship is downwind.

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  • kiagam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are being recommended to do that, go off the side

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    they won’t let them do that, but they’ll dump all sorts of garbage into the ocean

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  • J92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d say it would be a MARPOP violation, but I dunno if military vessels have exceptions or something wild like that.

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• not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean they can literally shit in the biggest toilet in the world. Just watch your step.

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  • chloroken@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a difficult time understanding how soldiers are able to shit in New Jersey when they’re stationed in the Mediterranean on a warship.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A series of pipes and tubes mostly

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would love to see the news of marines falling out that ship while taking a shit

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Looks like a decently far fall. Into a bunch of turds.

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    • MoonMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And, the risk of a double strike. If anyone else is pooping, I mean.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, nobody is turning back to rescue them these days, so they better be careful.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    theres is a poop deck , is there not?

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• decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This thing uses a newer plumbing system compared to the older Nimitz class. It’s not brand new technology, it’s the same as on most civilian ship nowadays but from what I read, navy personnel are struggling with maintenance.

  And also sailor have always been morons who will flush anything that should or shouldn’t down the toilets. This is more personal experience, but I expect it’s the same in the US Navy.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plumbing should be the first thing they teach everyone in the military, tbh. But sanitation is woke so…

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe the best thing american sokdiers have ever done, btw

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