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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Goodnight, son.”

  “Oh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck kind of grade requires a tuxedo? Screw that nonsense.

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    • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Orchestra

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Snooker comps (technically its a bow tie, but why let the details get in the way?)

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  • ApeNo1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Best I could do son at such short notice.”

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, give me more warning next year I guess

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crayons taste better

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So true. It was assigned 4 months ago

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Braced for impact

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• alexquiniou@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The kid forgot to do a school assignment for the next morning, and probably it was assigned months ago

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