You’re missing your daily quota for harassing people, though.
I ate 6 donuts today. I wonder if this is how it feels to be a cop.
Submitted 10 months ago by snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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rikudou@lemmings.world 10 months ago
LordGloom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you violently assaulted and/or mentally abused your domestic partner? Do you feel the need to over compensate for your limited intelligence and tiny dick? How about be willing to stand around and do nothing in your punisher skull underwear while children are being shot?
simin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
You need to also actively harm society and be a blight in the human race.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 10 months ago
Please make sure to assault someone, shoot a dog and then get a nice paid vacation, funded by tax dollars :)
DosDude@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
I would hope the paid vacation would be more common in America, not something negative. The reality of the world sucks sometimes. Thankfully I live in Europe, and paid vacations are the norm.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 10 months ago
Paid vacation was a euphemism for a suspension with full pay.
GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev 10 months ago
This thread makes me think that normal people should be cops too. People who don’t want to be cops should be cops. Like a true public service. Do it because you aren’t the typical type of person to be one.
Thoughts?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Is the job solely eating doughnuts? If so, sign me the fuck up!
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 9 months ago
And murdering people because of their skin colour, if I should believe these comments… Yikes.
Lysandra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, you’re wrong. As cop, your mission is not saving a cat from tree. U should enjoy violence because this is what u have to do for everyone’s safety. U should be “sociopath”. Don’t interact with anarchist media too much.
TwoGems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Make sure you block roads and get in the way also for zero reason while obstructing the efforts of ambulance drivers
avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
In OP’s defense, I think most cops don’t go and attack minorities daily, it’s probably more of a once a week thing. Most days they will just sit around, do nothing and eat donuts.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I shouldn’t have to defend a shower thought.
darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
that is actually mental
theKalash@feddit.ch 10 months ago
Not until you go out and shoot a couple minorities.
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now now, less discrimination. Other weapons deserve the podium too. With the amount of times they taste pregnant women,nor best unarmed men with their batona.
Guns don’t deserve all the credit, I didn’t even mention pepper spray or just plain old hands and knees.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 10 months ago
and their dogs