I ate 6 donuts today. I wonder if this is how it feels to be a cop.

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• theKalash@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not until you go out and shoot a couple minorities.

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  • Something_Complex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now now, less discrimination. Other weapons deserve the podium too. With the amount of times they taste pregnant women,nor best unarmed men with their batona.

    Guns don’t deserve all the credit, I didn’t even mention pepper spray or just plain old hands and knees.

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  • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    and their dogs

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• rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re missing your daily quota for harassing people, though.

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• LordGloom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you violently assaulted and/or mentally abused your domestic partner? Do you feel the need to over compensate for your limited intelligence and tiny dick? How about be willing to stand around and do nothing in your punisher skull underwear while children are being shot?

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  • simin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You need to also actively harm society and be a blight in the human race.

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• Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Please make sure to assault someone, shoot a dog and then get a nice paid vacation, funded by tax dollars :)

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  • DosDude@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would hope the paid vacation would be more common in America, not something negative. The reality of the world sucks sometimes. Thankfully I live in Europe, and paid vacations are the norm.

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    • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Paid vacation was a euphemism for a suspension with full pay.

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• GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This thread makes me think that normal people should be cops too. People who don’t want to be cops should be cops. Like a true public service. Do it because you aren’t the typical type of person to be one.

  Thoughts?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is the job solely eating doughnuts? If so, sign me the fuck up!

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    • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And murdering people because of their skin colour, if I should believe these comments… Yikes.

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  • Lysandra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, you’re wrong. As cop, your mission is not saving a cat from tree. U should enjoy violence because this is what u have to do for everyone’s safety. U should be “sociopath”. Don’t interact with anarchist media too much.

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• TwoGems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Make sure you block roads and get in the way also for zero reason while obstructing the efforts of ambulance drivers

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• avattar@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In OP’s defense, I think most cops don’t go and attack minorities daily, it’s probably more of a once a week thing. Most days they will just sit around, do nothing and eat donuts.

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I shouldn’t have to defend a shower thought.

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• darcy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  that is actually mental

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