There are no accidents

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Know yourself well, and know the enemy well, and you need not fear the result of one thousand battles.

  – Sun Tzu, not long after sharting.

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• cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wisdom indeed!

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  * by accident

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  • heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank’s

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    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Accident” sitting over there saying: “you can fart by me if you have to, I’d understand”

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• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m confused. Do you mean that you’ve never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.

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    • kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if I accidentally fart on a porpoise? Will that work too?

  In COMPLETELY unrelated news, I’m no longer allowed at the aquarium.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is actually rather profound and wise.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, you can fart in your sleep, it’s not on purpose. Dead tired and super relaxed it can escape by accident

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My uncle’s dead pastor’s name was Jack and he used to light candles for the fish in the tanks outside of Don Quihote in Akihabara for Easter while crowds clapped and sang Beatles songs to him

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