No, I fart louder by choice.
When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.
Submitted 1 month ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can confirm I ain’t got time to hold in a fart.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Tell me about your sneezes.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
William James might suggest that this is just cognitive bias.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Not true.
Your ass gets loosers over time. Get old enough and they’re all silent but deadly.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Interesting.
skeezix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your ass doesn’t get looser over time unless you’re doing something to it or with it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Don’t poop, I guess. Especially if you hold it for 3 days.
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’ve had the opposite experience. Old people fart all the time and just don’t give a shit. Unless middle age is what you mean by “older”, in which case I agree.
YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think the trope of ‘boomers’ etc is largely bullshit. I know plenty of old folks who are largely supportive of young people and are getting a rough deal from 20 somethings who assume they’re dicks because they don’t get really interact with them. The folks who first marched against racism and homophobia are well twilight years.
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
many boomers at the protests. The good ones are still around.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Have you gotten older? How many “older” people have you interviewed to come to this assumption?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I’ve not gotten older, no.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I dunno, personally, I think I’ve stopped letting things work me up.
The only things that seem to get louder are my joints and back.
jimmy90@lemmy.world 1 month ago
and young people are idiotic amoral cunts
until they grow up
do you see a pattern?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
I’m afraid I don’t. Could you explain the pattern?
itsathursday@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For a post about farting this is definitely a shitpost.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Did some IT contracting once for an ancient miser-lich geezer. 3-piece suit in the house type fella, prolly some baron of a technology we’ve forgotten how to pronounce or some shit, lol, dude was comically old.
Blew ass just constantly and had no idea. Smiling and exchanging pleasantries? Imagine a few notes on a keyboard, an amateur noodling around - textbook, permanently fungible farts. No acknowledgement or apology.
Turning and walking across the room? A growing crescendo, with budding themes that begin to hint at the grace and mastery of the performance to come.
Reaching and lowering to a position of rest - ah, the virtuoso has now begun. May we listen, and weep.
It was a surreal experience. Like a deaf, grinning, be-suited Mongolian throat singer, if one of the otherworldly tones came from his butt.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I never farted quietly when I was younger, I’m not about to start now!
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I will concede the farting.
Cherry@piefed.social 1 month ago
TBF no one gets younger so this must apply to pretty much anyone …
SolidShake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not me. As I gotten older I’ve actually somehow managed to give less fucks about what other people do with their lives. Shits not my business
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Just an observation, but it’s interesting you felt compelled to say something.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
You posted a statement claiming to know how older people think - he was correcting your arrogant assumption.
essell@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t see your implied contradiction here.
They said they’re not interested in other people’s shot whilst responding to a shower thought about their shit. 💁♂️