Be direct!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh yeah, but when I say “you look like you could suck the chrome off a tow hitch,” I’m an asshole. 🤷‍♂️

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Nice flesh prison!”

  "One more word and I’ll make you jailbreak

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hello, fellow humans. I upvoted this very human post.

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• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This reads like a list of Stephen Miller’s pickup lines…

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stephen Miller is married with three kids.

    I’ll let that sink in.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That honestly says more about his heinous harpy of a wife than anything else. Racists are gonna bang other racists.

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    • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Two girls one cup.

      There, now we’ve both named disgusting, shitty things people have done for money 🙃

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  • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

    An oldie but goodie

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• Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Was thinking of nails or other tough forms of keratin on the third line, thought it was about demon horns or something before I remembered that hair is made of keratin .

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• spacemagick@mastodon.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  @ickplant
  Yep, that should work.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I will definitely be using all of them.

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