I wish I made a dime

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• lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Average US american toilet doors that allow seeing through over the top, from the bottom, the left, the right, through the keyhole and there is probably a window, so people from outside of the building can see you, too.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Nah too risky at my work, the toilets are dead silent. I’ve mastered the zero decibel wank lol

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• unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boss makes a dollar I make a nickle So when I’m on the clock I’ll tickle my pickle

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just keep whispering “fighting for my life in here”

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Give me a sec–irs coming!

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Still better than furiously pooping while pretending to masturbate. Unless you’re into that, I guess 🤷

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s how I got blacklisted from most porn agencies and whitelisted for different porn agencies

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two birds, one stone

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But let’s address the real question here. Where in the workplace does the cum go?

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same as at home.

    You swallow it

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  • Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “In the secretary” -the boss probably

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The same place the rest of your bodily excretions go, following normal disposal guidelines, obviously.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A despised coworkers keyboard and the communal coffee creamer jug in the office fridge?

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  just like on felgar632

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