Gail the snail?

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• zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My now-ex-wife used to let our young son climb into my half of the bed right after school. I’d come home to sand in my bed. It took me a while to figure out she was doing it on purpose. A few years later, I discovered she was cheating on me. Now, I happily sleep alone in a sand-free bed.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wonder if I’m the crumbs sometimes…

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  • justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I suspect if you were the equivalent of crumbs in the bed, you would not stop and consider if you were the crumbs in the bed.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Too busy crumbling

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What if you’re partly crumby but also partly self-aware?

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• chefdano3@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The disinterested cynical introverted friend of the fun obviously interested, hot person you’re trying to get involved with.

  That bedtime snack will be delicious, but you have to deal with the crumbs after.

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• Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s me - I have eczema. Literally flaking off in bed right now

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