Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it’s a “cognitive amplifier,” claims Satya Nadella.
in other words please help us, use our AI
The only thing I use AI for is a fancy choose your own adventure book.
Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it
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AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
5too@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do they do different dialogue styles well? I could see using it for NPC chatter
frongt@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Yeah there are plenty of sites that have pretrained characters chatbots, or you can instruct a generic LLM to talk like someone.
But that doesn’t fix the problems of companies abusing resources to create and run these systems.
AniZaeger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m all for an AI tax to offset the jobs replaced, with that tax going towards providing a universal basic income to those displaced workers, for life. Maybe then AI will actually be useful for something.
Spazz@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
The only thing it produces is heat
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 month ago
Oh no.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 month ago
Anyway…
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Anyway
eleitl@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s declaration of moral bancruptcy.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Mommy and daddy gubberment pls help, the CONSUMERS hate my product.”
levitatorius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So the bubble’s finally going to burst, then?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dear CEOs. I have revoked my permission. In fact it was never given.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Its funny because this is an admission that hes not actually done anything interesting which is a complete pivot from the last two years of him screaming about how good AI is for the last 2 years.
Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can tell how useful AI by how much billionaire are investing in text, audio and video slop generation.
Isn’t there now some social media app that only consists of generated ai slop videos?
You’d think their focus should be a little different…
mariegriffiths@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
I am for AI but decentralized and owned by the people. Not monopolized and owned by the 1%
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
This. Except also for all the things.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lose? He means ‘never regain’ right?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Cute…like they need permission for anything.
EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buy my snake oil. It’s a cognitive amplifier. I just need several neighborhoods worth of electricity to make a bottle. Better find a use for this oil, otherwise I’ll get lynched!
- Microsoft CEO 2025.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah, I’m already there.
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You already have.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Hey Nafella, why Don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. We’re getting a huge cold snap tonight so it’s the perfect time for you to go blast hot air someplace useful.
rockandsock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘SAVE US!’…and I’ll look down and whisper 'No.”
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI isn’t worth it.
m3t00@lemmy.world 1 month ago
such high quality slop. who gave permission? shut it down
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll buy it for 1 dollar.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I really respected Nadella for pushing developer experience and championing opening up the source of .Net. I was like “There’s a guy who knows his business and his audience”
This, tho… Come on dude.
jim3692@discuss.online 1 month ago
Maybe we could start making more slop memes, to outbalance the possible usefulness of AI ?