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He wants Greenland because it cuts Europe’s access to Canada
Submitted 3 days ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
He wants Greenland because it cuts Europe’s access to Canada
You give him too much credit. If a toddler can reason something it’s above his level of understanding.
Don’t be daft. He thinks Atlantis is that Aussie singer who did that song about having loads of spoons
Atlantis was the name of one of his favourite child sex victims. He “has to have it”.
He heard that Greenland is where cross-eyed bears live.
I really like to believe, he’s blissfully unaware of the scale being completely off, because of map projection distortion. But it’s HUGE, it’s bigger than the United States!
Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
He’s a senile old man with shits for brain and was told by his insane advisors that he needed it.