Braum Stoker's Dracula remake

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is a behind the bastard episode about Steven Seagal. He’s a monster.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seagal Goatees are $5 for an 8 pack

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you know that it’s impossible to choke him out? His neck is just too strong. He can’t be choked out, not by any puny wrestler, stunt man, nobody can choke out- hey, what smells like shit?

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to dress as Segal for next Halloween but I can’t find a wig

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not even Steven Seagal can find a Steven Seagal wig. That’s why he took that floor mat from a 1987 Toyota Corolla.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude’s like 90 and don’t have gray hairs?

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cringing Tiger, Sittin’ Dragon

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Diabeetus….

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He is the master of improv.

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bram.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Bran

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (Sharon and Lois are off today.)

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