Children are a gift from someone

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Number of times my kid had a loss of temper:

  I  II
  II IL
  

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Did you lose them?

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Children are a gift to the landlords and business owners that will leech off of their attempts to survive capitalism.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you put it like that, I wanna see more kids running amok in Walmart just fucking the place all up.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Telling my dog “zip it mister” as it has a seizure at a tree branch caressing the apartment

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My nephew is so cool. He’s 20 months, and if he picks something up he shouldn’t have, or if you need him to stop doing something, you can just hold your hand out for it and say “let me have that” or tell him “you gotta stop, buddy” and he just fucking does it. Sometimes he gets this look like “damn, they caught me!” And he just moves on to the next thing, and never cries about it or anything. He’s the happiest, sweetest baby I’ve ever seen, and it’s genuinely scary how smart he can seem at times

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  • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    damn he’s just chill like that

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, Little Man is the best baby. I can’t wait until I get to see him again. I know everyone thinks the kid in their family is special and whatnot, but I swear, that kids a born scientist. If nurtured, he’s gonna be amazing at whatever he sets out to do

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Read this as “sold my kid to settle down” and that sounds like a very unhealthy stress coping technique

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000002774

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Arguably

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