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People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bizarroland@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨nostupidquestions@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s still Dec 31st.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Over here it’s already december 32nd.

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      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Damn dude, like, watch out for the langoliers or something

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    • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dude here in New Zealand it’s about to be the 2nd. We’re approaching multiple hangovers in twentysix

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  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because I’m getting rid of the old shit!

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    AH! I just realized I have 2025 shit still in me.

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  • Drbreen@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve shit 3 tines so far this year

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  • just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because you have no other choice.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I could starve myself to death!

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trying to get out all the 2025 shit. 2026 may or may not be better, but I know I want to be done with 2025

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    23:53

    I’m still stuck in 2025

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  • solrize@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s January 1 here now. I’d like a coconut macaroon please.

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  • bonenode@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Beans

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