Me after eating corn

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  cornstipated

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cornarrhea

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      hmm….

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Her other hand is down between her legs pushing a corn cob up her butt.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cornographic.

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  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As written!

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• VeganBtw@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MFW I have to put a blanket on myself to avoid spraying the walls

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• lavienG@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about corn chips?

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She is literally dying of laughter.

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• SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I make a mean habanero pulled pork taco and this is how I spend the next day.

  Luckily my wife and I have side-by-side toilets so we can hold hands as we simultaneously shit.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So true bestie

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s dangerous! That toilet isn’t corn certified, I’m sure!

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🎵 poopa stengun style
  pop pop pop poppop pop
  poopa stengun style🎵

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  :-(

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