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每次拉屎都尿尿但不是每次尿尿都拉屎。

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Submitted ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨andros_rex@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • YICHM@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With context, this sentence can be simplified to

    有屎必有尿;有尿不必有屎。

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know nobody asked but i will use my ability of being one of the 3 hungarian speakers on lemmy so here it is in hungarian: “Minden kaka pisi, de nem minden pisi kaka”

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    • Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

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      • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ll do the same for Sanscrit:

        सर्वे पूसमयाः मूत्रसमयाः सन्ति किन्तु सर्वे मूत्रसमयाः पूसमयाः न भवन्ति

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    • aldhissla@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or rather "Minden kakilás pisilés, de nem minden pisilés kakilás." ?

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Man… The Chinese language is supposed to encompass phrases within single characters, but this sentence is obviously longer in Chinese than it is in English.

    Are you trying to trick us?

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They both have a close amount of syllables. A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass and the multiple counts I have made have failed on their account, but both the English and the mandarin have around 18 syllables [CI: 17-19, p<0.05]

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      • AngularViscosity@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

        That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

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  • Where_art_thou@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “All poopoo times are peepee times”

    haha, amateurs

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  • watson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi, also, and potty trained

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I peed 10 minutes ago but now I have to poop

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ah but that’s separate times

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.

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  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    すべてのうんちの時間はおしっこの時間でもあるが、すべてのおしっこの時間がうんちの時間というわけではない。

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That looks more like japanese

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