The struggle is real

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• DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Might as well wipe with your hand. More likely to wash em afterwards

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      with what? a shit covered hand towel?

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *breaths heavily* yea

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m in asia. They don’t use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.

  I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn’t even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it’s fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      noooo, they may SUSPECT. They may not KNOW.

      There’s a very fine but critical difference.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.

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    • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a water bottle bidet attachment that I carry when traveling. Then just Cary a bottle of water around with me.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000002494

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• UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine not having a bidet. Gross.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100%

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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shower pending…

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone knows that wiping makes you gay

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn’t fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.

    I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if you were already gay?

    Are you now gay and also a buttpooper?

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gayception

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you become gay^2^

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a squeezable silicone bidet thing and I love it.

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  • Botunda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, at least not the thing I mean. It has a spray head oriented sideways and if you squeeze it water comes out with pressure depending on how hard you squeeze it.

      You point the spray head towards your butthole and water cleans everything. I still use TP afterwards but only to dry my butt and it’s always clean.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seems like it. I wasn’t aware of the words literal meaning until now

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Itch of shame

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  • Botunda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ya got me with that one!

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