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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always thought “i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?” is just a bad pick-up line.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s only bad if it isn’t true, this guy he’s packing a real snake and when women reach their hands in his pants they always scream, you wouldn’t understand.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    thatsthejoke.webp

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• 1XEVW3Y07@reddthat.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Article, for those interested.

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don’t have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “bro you got a massive pipe dog” -TSA, probably

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How many eyes did the snake have?

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does it bite… or spit?

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    • ComradeNokotan@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It blows :3

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• Anivia@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Story checks out, happened in 2017

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good one.

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